You Are a Dirty Martini

You are a sexy, sometimes belligerent, over the top drunk. You tend to get in a lot of trouble. When you drink, there are no rules. You should never: Drink in the company of strangers. Seriously. Your ideal party: Is so good you black out in the middle of it. Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Margarita Martini personality. Your drinking rivals: Those with an Orange Martini personality

Coma;
Breaking Benjamin;
Red Hot Chili Peppers;
Cradle of Filth;
Linkin Park;
Franz Ferdinand;
My Chemical Romance;
Muse;
The Bloodhound Gang;
Placebo;
U2;
Depeche Mode;
Coldplay;
Gun'N'Roses;
Iron Maiden;
NightWish;
System of a Down;
Good Charlotte;
Black Sun Empire;
Suie Paparude;
Vita-de-Vie;
The Mo0od;
The Prodigy;
Concord Dawn;
Alice Cooper;
Disturbed;
AC~DC;
Pappa Roach;
Element 80(Eighty);
Marilyn Manson;
Evanescence;
Bullet for my Valentine;
Sum 41;
Birdy Nam Nam;
Mudvayne;
Era;
J.U.S.T.I.C.E;
The Rasmus;
Within Temptation;
Foo Fighters;
Bitza;
Ombladon;
Morandi;
Timbaland;
Flo Rida;
N.O.H.A;
G Tom Mac;
Limp Biskit;
Basshunter;
Trentemoller;
Parazitii;
B.U.G Mafia;
Guano Apes;
Alex;
Celldweller;
Metallica;
The Verve;
Imogen Heap;
Pendulum;
Dash Berlin;

Requiem For A Dream;
Once Upon A Time in America;
Full Metal Jacket;
Orange Clockworks;
Lord of War;
300;
The fast and the furious 1;
Torque;
Equilibrium;
Troy;
Kingdom Of Heaven;

Gene Roddenbarry's Andromeda; Stargate:(SG-1 & Atlantis); Star Trek: Enterprise; Weeds; The Outer Limit; Dead Zone; FarScape;

"Muzici shi Faze" - Ovidiu Verdes
"Un veac de singuratate" - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
"Copiii din Miezul Noptii" - Salman Rushdie
"Numele Trandafirului" - Umberto Ecco
"Alchimistul" - Paolo Coelho
"Twilight", "New Moon", "Eclipse" - Stephanie Meyer.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAl FRIENDS: Are for LIFE.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."